"Because what's worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing y'all can never have it?" ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"Did you know that wasn't me, the other Max?" I asked. "Yeah." "When?" "Correct away." "How?" I persisted. "We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my dress. How could you tell u.s.a. autonomously?" He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. "She offered to melt breakfast." ― James Patterson, School's Out—Forever
"Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've y'all been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His oral fissure almost quirked in a smiling, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been" ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"Can I come in? No! I'thou in a towel! I'thousand blind!" ― James Patterson
"Vhat ozzer abilities practice you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. Gazzy thought. "I accept X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht'southward chest, then blinked and looked alarmed. Ter Borcht was startled for a second, just then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence. "You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any manner?" Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "Yous hateful, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit. His face flushed, and I felt like auspicious. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings." "Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I in one case ate 9 Snickers bars in 1 sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!" "Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly. Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Permit's see YOU do it." ... "I vill now eat 9 Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy faux of ter Borcht'south voice, "visout bahfing." Iggy rubbed his brow with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yeah? Following dem closely?" "But when I'k trying to steal their dessert" ...Fang pretended to remember, gazing up at the ceiling. "Likewise my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." "I vill at present destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked." ― James Patterson
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why non? It's a grain. It's like, similar, grits, but with high self-esteem." ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"They turned to Angel. "We will phone call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing. "Okay," said Angel approvingly. "I'll call yous Guy in a White Lab Glaze." He frowned. "That tin be his Indian name," I suggested." ― James Patterson, Saving the Globe and Other Extreme Sports
"I tin can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, h2o dripping off her long, skinny body. "Enquire one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us." ― James Patterson, School's Out—Forever
"I experience like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ― James Patterson, School's Out—Forever
"He could totally be your boyfriend," [Affections] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could become married. I could be similar a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your blossom dog." "I'thousand only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget information technology! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Non in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a play a joke on! At present become to slumber, before I kill you!" ― James Patterson, Max
"What happened to your tan?"--Fang "Information technology was clay." --Max" ― James Patterson, The Final Warning
"The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective." ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"What I said yesterday didn't hateful anything! I dearest everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You merely keep telling yourself that. You looove me." Max: (tries to punch him) "Option a tree. I'll go cleave our initials in it." Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)" ― James Patterson, Saving the Earth and Other Farthermost Sports
"I took a bite of cookie and chewed. "Hmmm," I said, trying not to spit crumbs. "Articulate vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, singled-out flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a practiced-hearted cookie, not pretentious." I turned to Fang. "What say you?" "Information technology'south fine." Some people simply don't have what it takes to capeesh a cookie." ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a child who can read minds." ― James Patterson, The Last Warning
"Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check information technology out!" Fang: "Only we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)" ― James Patterson, School's Out—Forever
"We'll be back!" he snarled. It was really Ari'due south voice. Boy, you just can't kill people similar you lot used to," said Fang" ― James Patterson, School's Out—Forever
"Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned." ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"You COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd observe a way to make something to explode." ― James Patterson, Max
"How did you become bullheaded, uh, Jeff is information technology?" Yep, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the lord's day, you know, the style they ever tell you lot not to. If only I had listened." ― James Patterson, School'due south Out—Forever
"Am I tough? Am I stiff? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic please when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha." ― James Patterson
"Q: Y'all'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, similar, salvage comrades or something. How to accomplish this?
A: Accept a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try to hang on long enough for a comrade to either grab your hand at the top or for another comrade to push your butt up from below. It takes team work!
BKA (bird child respond): Or you could merely, like, wing over it." ― James Patterson, Max
"He's gonna exist fine," I confirmed. Can nosotros encounter him?" Iggy asked. Ig, I hate to interruption information technology to you, but you're blind." ― James Patterson, Schoolhouse'due south Out—Forever
"Now, Max, I remember we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God'south sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all." ― James Patterson, School'south Out—Forever
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